so lets start with the Never Have I's
- had a relationship last more than 6 months.
- felt like I actually belonged here.
- felt really really good about myself.
- gone hang gliding
- gone bungee jumping
- gone sky diving
- had the luxury to soul search and figure out what I'm supposed to do with my life
- finished something I've started
- had someone have a crush on me
- had an uncomplicated day in my entire life
- been caught making out at uni by a lecturer/administration person
- lied to my parents at point blank without feeling any type of remorse
- hurt someone intentionally
- hurt someone unintentionally
- cheated on an exam
- bluffed my way through an exam/presentation/viva
- ride around drunk in the middle of the night with a girl riding pillion rider and she being drunk too.
- lied to the cops about whether i drank or not
- regretted the person that I am
- spent the entire day with a really hot chick at her place
- been the other man
- gone for a gig one night and gotten wasted then come back home at 3 in the morning, having the bus stall half way through gotten down and helped the bus conductor push the bus to petrol shed to find out that it wasn't empty of fuel then had to walk all the way home reaching home at 6 in the morning only to have slept awhile then gotten up at 11 and gone to a friends place for a lunch and booze again..
- slipped on the bathroom floor after having a bath and land my chin on the tub therefore splitting it and having to had stitches.
- have a lit tube light fall into the fish tank and put my hand in to grab the said tube light, only to have gotten myself electrocuted upon touching the tube light.
- gotten so wasted on 31st night that i puked all over my friends garden and had to be lifted to his son's room only to puke all over the said room... (was not a good night)
1 comments:
Boring? Dude, that was a great read!!
veeeeery interesting!!:D
and you know what they say.. we're all unique.. just like everyone else in the world..:D
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